Ashlee pulls her black Lexus into the McDonalds parking lot. The restaurant is dead, considering its 1:30 am, with the exception of three young men eating inside. Ashlee parks her vehicle and makes her way inside of the McDonalds. Upon the door opening, the three men eating inside all turn to see who is coming in. As the guys eyes grow in diameter to the size of half-dollar coins, Ashlee struts her shit right pass them. Moving her hips side to side with each step, the guys stare a hole through her.
"Holy shit!" "Thats fucking Ashlee Simpson!" says Aaron.
"No way, thats not her!" Mike replies.
"Fucking look, its her!" exclaimed Aaron.
"Oh my God, it is her!" "Shes so fucking hot!" says Mike.
"Well theres only one way to find out for sure" says Josh.
Josh, being the bravest of the three, gets up and walks over to Ashlee.
"Excuse me, are you Ashlee Simpson?" Josh asks.
"Sure am sweety" Ashlee responds.
"Whats your name?" she asks.
"Josh"
Josh turns to Mike and Aaron and utters, "Its her!"
Ashlee continues her way to the restroom, when Josh stops her again.
"Um Ashlee, can I have a picture with you?" as he pulls out his camera phone.
"Sure, but only if you kiss my feet" Ashlee says.
"Kiss your feet?" "What the hell, no way!" says Josh.
"Well fine then, fuck you!" Ashlee says with a pissed off look on her face.
Ashlee turns her back to Josh as she enters the restroom. Josh is left standing with his cell phone in hand and completely stunned. Josh returns to where his friends are eating.
"So what happened?" Aaron asks.
"I asked if I could take a picture with her, and the bitch said only if I kiss her feet!... Læs hele novellen
