Please, if you are under the age of 18, dont read this material. Just wait a few years and youll be all good and legal for this kind of stuff.
Now for the rest of you, Enjoy!
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Mom I love him!
I dont want to hear it. Not like this you wont. NOT like this!
Please dont do this to me. I need him. So what if Im willing to...
SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! You dont NEED a man. Havent I taught you anything? Have you not learned?
Yes...yes Ive learned it all, but its..its...
WHAT?
It doesnt work mother. All this feminist crap youve been preaching, its all crap!
JESSICA!!!
Im so sorry mommy. I didnt mean it like that. Its just, I cant get a man acting like you want me to.
All my life Ive done so much to further the female cause. Gone on rallies, given speeches, protested inequality. I brought you with me to all of them for Christs sake! I thought someday you would appreciate the sacrifices and triumphs I worked so hard to make. All those things were so that stupid twits like you need not kneel before some man, smiling like a monkey, cooking his meals, and sucking his thingy when he wasnt out fucking other women.
Mom, Billy isnt like that. Billy is so wonderful to me, so loving. Hes like my soul mate...
What kind of a soul mate would want you to give up your job to become his dumb little house wife?
Theres nothing wrong with being a house wife...
BULLSHIT! Tell that to all the women throughout the ages who had to shut up and spread their legs because they were treated like baby making machines! Finally we live in a time where you dont have to be submissive to get a man. Where you can work and be your own person. Why would you want to throw that all away?
Because I love him!
Ugh!
Its true mom. Please try to understand. He doesnt think of me like you think. He respects me, and listens to what I have to say.
You went to Yale! You are such a smart girl. How can you be so pussy stupid?
MOOOOM!
